Saturday, November 19, 2011

Things My Father Used To/Still Says

Things My Father Used To/Still Says - March, 2006

"Goodnight, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite."


"Bedtime for Bonzos!"


When dressing me: "Reach for the sky."


When asking for a refill: "Fill ‘er up barkeep."


"Superstars, in rental cars."


"Stop picking your nose and smelling your toes!"


"Dweebs."


"I love you like a rock, oh babe."


"Ride 'em cowboy!"


After passing gas: "It was frogs!" 

Me: "Hey, that's not fair!"
Dad: "Hey is for horses."

Me: "I'm hungry."
Dad: "Yo, I'm Daddio. Nice to meet you."