Thursday, November 10, 2011

Categories of Lesbians

Categories of Lesbians - May, 2011-Ongoing

1. "Lipstick": Seemingly straight girl.  Won't necessarily have short fingernails.

2. Hipster: Often mistaken as simply just a hipster.  Flannel, oversized glasses, and probably a hat of some sort.  Maybe even a mullet for irony.

3. Androgynous Hipster: Slicked hair, bow tie, and Buddy Holly glasses.

4. Tomboy: Could pass as straight, but usually athletic and has many straight guy friends.

5. Librarian: Stereotypically studious and cat-friendly.

6. Punk/Skater: Piercings, tattoos, topped with a mo/fauxhawk.

7. Hippie: Free-spirited, perhaps dreadlocked, flower child.

8. Activist: All of the above.  Really, this is in essence all lesbians with few exceptions.