Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Best Movies & Shows to Watch When You're Stoned

Best Movies & Shows to Watch When You're Stoned - February, 2008


Half Baked
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Dumbo
Alice in Wonderland
Fantasia
Altered States
The Incredibles
Mulholland Drive
Dazed and Confused
Rat Race
Clockwork Orange
Out Cold
The Breakfast Club
Sixteen Candles
Detroit Rock City
Monterey Pop
Maniac!
Seconds
The Wall
The Trip
Nightmare Before Christmas (in 3D)
Wizard of Oz (or Dark Side of the Rainbow)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
2001: A Space Odyssey
Easy Rider
Fantastic Voyage
Music videos by Michel Gondry
Ren and Stimpy
That 70’s Show
Weeds
MXC: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
South Park (“Ike’s Wee Wee”)

Scenes from:

Requiem for a Dream
American Beauty
Garden State
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Vertigo
Midnight Cowboy

Friday, November 25, 2011

Best Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Best Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - April, 2008
 
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

How heavy is a polar bear?  Heavy enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m __.

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

(close hand with nothing inside and give it to the target) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this)

Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?...What for?) Because I need your name and number.

My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Are you on fire?  Cause your body is smokin’.

If this leg is Easter and this one is Christmas, can I spend some time with you between the holidays?

Top Movies

Top Movies - Updated January, 2008

Notorious
The Princess Bride
Hook
Domino
Shadow of a Doubt
Random Harvest
Casablanca
My Summer of Love
Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
Dial M for Murder
La Finestra di Fronte (Facing Windows)
Life is Beautiful
Roman Holiday
Arsenic and Old Lace
Bringing Up Baby
The Philadelphia Story
From Dusk Til Dawn
Interview with the Vampire
The Crow
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (I and II)
Monster
Psycho
Night of the Living Dead
Nosferatu
The Cat and the Canary
Silence of the Lambs
The Thin Man
Halloween
The Shining
It
Pet Semetary
Rosemary’s Baby
The Frighteners
Casper
The Wall
Audition
The Hills Have Eyes
Ju-On
Oldboy
The Outsiders
The Addams Family
Drop Dead Fred
Little Monsters
Monterey Pop
Charade
Ghost World
Finding Nemo
Freeway
Fear
Mad Love
Donnie Darko
Detroit Rock City
The Exorcist
Band of Outsiders
American Beauty
All About Eve
11:14
Rope
Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Keys to Staying Healthy

Keys to Staying Healthy - April, 2011

1. Daily Flinstones vitamins

2. Stretch everyday, including lungs by taking deep breaths

3. Drink lots of milk and orange juice

4. Always take the stairs, walk, and dance

5. Don't smoke cigarettes

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Favorite Names for Humans

Favorite Names for Humans - August, 2008

Riley (F)
Charly (F)
Jude (F)
Lucy (F)
Shane (F)
Wesley (M)
Devlin (M)
Geremio (M)
Gaetano (M)
Giovanni (M)
Sean (F)
Aiden (M)
Evan (F)

Places I Want To Go To Someday

Places I Want To Go To Someday - October, 2008

Monaco
Osaka, Japan
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Morocco
Paris, France
Berlin, Germany
Barcelona, Spain
Prague, Czech Republic
Dublin, Ireland
London, England
New Zealand
Australia
Jamaica
Cuba
Goa, India

Highlights of 1999

Highlights of 1999 - March, 2008

Furbies
Thomas Kinkade
"Wazzzuuuup"
Tamagotchi
Buns of Steel
"All that and a bag of chips"
Nintendo 64
Psychic Friends Network
"As if!"
Tae Bo
Beanie Babies
"Is that your final answer?"
Napster
My first experience with Marijuana

Movie Highlights of 1999:

Varsity Blues
She’s All That
Office Space (“I believe you have my stapler…”)
Jawbreaker
The Other Sister
Cruel Intentions
Baby Geniuses
Doug’s First Movie (and last)
10 Things I Hate About You
SLC Punk
Election
Idle Hands
Run Lola Run
Big Daddy (“I wipe my own ass!”)
Wild Wild West
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Summer of Sam
American Pie (“Like warm apple pie…”)
The Blair Witch Project
Deep Blue Sea (“Was that a goddamn shark broke through that door?”)
Dick
The Sixth Sense
Bowfinger
Detroit Rock City
Teaching Mrs. Tingle
Cannabis 101
American Beauty
Drive Me Crazy
Boys Don’t Cry
Fight Club (“This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time…”)
Bats
Being John Malkovich
Pokemon: The First Movie
Girl, Interrupted

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Movie Styles I Like

Movie Styles I Like - October, 2008

My Summer of Love: Close-ups, steadicam, quick zooms.

About a Girl (short): Quick cuts (jump cuts) from different takes, doc-style.

Manic

Natural Born Killers: 45-degree angles.

Rachel Getting Married



"Love List hehehe"

I found this on my computer, titled "Love List hehehe."  Dated October, 2008.  Make of it what you will.

Elevator
Library
Rooftop
Airplane Lavatory
Disneyland
Golfland (giant clown)
Closet
Car
Stairwell
Bathroom Stall

Things My Father Used To/Still Says

Things My Father Used To/Still Says - March, 2006

"Goodnight, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite."


"Bedtime for Bonzos!"


When dressing me: "Reach for the sky."


When asking for a refill: "Fill ‘er up barkeep."


"Superstars, in rental cars."


"Stop picking your nose and smelling your toes!"


"Dweebs."


"I love you like a rock, oh babe."


"Ride 'em cowboy!"


After passing gas: "It was frogs!" 

Me: "Hey, that's not fair!"
Dad: "Hey is for horses."

Me: "I'm hungry."
Dad: "Yo, I'm Daddio. Nice to meet you."



Thursday, November 10, 2011

Categories of Lesbians

Categories of Lesbians - May, 2011-Ongoing

1. "Lipstick": Seemingly straight girl.  Won't necessarily have short fingernails.

2. Hipster: Often mistaken as simply just a hipster.  Flannel, oversized glasses, and probably a hat of some sort.  Maybe even a mullet for irony.

3. Androgynous Hipster: Slicked hair, bow tie, and Buddy Holly glasses.

4. Tomboy: Could pass as straight, but usually athletic and has many straight guy friends.

5. Librarian: Stereotypically studious and cat-friendly.

6. Punk/Skater: Piercings, tattoos, topped with a mo/fauxhawk.

7. Hippie: Free-spirited, perhaps dreadlocked, flower child.

8. Activist: All of the above.  Really, this is in essence all lesbians with few exceptions.

Songs to Cover With My Band

Songs to Cover With My Band - Updated March 14, 2011

Cherry Bomb - The Runaways
Zombie - The Cranberries
What I Needed - The Cars
Santeria - Sublime
Same in the End - Sublime
Something - The Beatles
No One Else Will - The Cliks
Last Dance with Mary Jane - Tom Petty
Wicked Little Town - Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Wild World - Cat Stevens

Movies to Rip

Movies to Rip - Updated May 10, 2011

Out Cold
Empire Records
Milk
Mad Love
African Queen
The Big Lebowski

Movies to Watch

Movies to Watch - Updated May 25, 2011

Joan Baez: How Sweet the Sound
Grey Gardens
Darjeeling Limited
Easy Rider
The Stone Angel
Warriors
Thirteen
New York, I Love You
Murmur of the Heart
Uncle Vanya
Dinner with Andre
Pretty Baby
Contempt

Works by:
Peter Hutton

Books I Want to Read

Books I Want to Read - Updated June 22, 2011

Drawn Blank
Dracula
Fahrenheit 451
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Leaves of Grass
Gulliver's Travels
Grimm Fairytales
Innocents Abroad
1984
Du Maurier short stories
Going to Meet the Man - Baldwin shorts
A Monster's Notes - Sheck
Good Without God - Epstein
The Will of the People - Friedman
The Citizen's Constitution - Lipsky
The Wild Things
Push
Portable Beat Reader - Charters
Tricks
Roald Dahl stories
Virgin Suicides
Hapworth - Salinger
Raise High the Roof Beam - Salinger
The Perpetual Orgy
Madame Bovary
Shake the Devil Off
Infinite Jest

Works by:
Dylan Thomas
William Boroughs
Forster
Kafka
Tolstoy
Oscar Wilde
Walt Whitman
Nabokov

Gift Cards I Have That I Need To Use

Gift Cards I Have That I Need To Use - November 10, 2011

Macy's
Gap
Old Navy
Lucky
Best Buy
Hard Rock Cafe
Baskin Robbins
Starbucks
Amazon.com
Bed Bath and Beyond

Names I Like from Movies/Books That Will Probably Become the Names of My Future Pets/Plants

Names I Like from Movies/Books That Will Probably Become the Names of My Future Pets/Plants - July, 2011
Harvey
Elwood P. Dowd
L.B. Jeffries
C.K. Dexter Haven
Marlon
Archie Leach
Norman Bates
Marion Crane
Eleonora
Morella
Ligeia
Gaia
Devlin
Charlie
Mrs. Danvers
Dr. Huxley
Mortimer
Rosebud
Charles Foster Kane
Linus Larrabee
Sabrina
Holly Golightly
Atticus Finch
Sam Spade
Philip Marlowe
Rick Blaine
Ilsa
Barbarella
Pygar
Morpheus
Altaira
Cosimo
Holden
Arturo
Oskar
William Wilson
Toby Dammit

DVD's I Want

DVD's I Want - May 17, 2011

Purple People Eater
Drop Dead Fred
Little Monsters
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
My Boyfriend's Back
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Witches
Harry and the Hendersons
Mars Attacks!
Teen Witch
Troop Beverly Hills
Encino Man

Film Noir Movies to See

Film Noir Movies to See - June 17, 2011

Detour
Out of the Past
Double Indemnity
Odd Man Out
The Big Heat
Kiss Me Deadly
Le Doulos
The Long Goodbye
Blood Simple