Things I Have Learned from Dating Lesbians - July, 2012
1. Lesbians are all friends with their exes.
2. There is only one excuse for not wanting to have sex and that is "I'm
too tired tonight." Any other reason is the WRONG ANSWER.
3. Dildos are expensive.
4. Bitches be crazy.
5. After sleeping
with someone for the first time, the best indication that she's into you
is if she wants to do brunch the next morning. Conversely, comments
like, "I'm not sure what's going on between me and my ex" or "I don't
believe in monogamy" are red flags.
6. Lesbians love to do brunch.
7. Lesbians love to cuddle.
8. Some exes just never go away.
9. Lesbians are all connected somehow.
10. ...Bitches be crazy.
